December 2009
82 posts
So it's finally out the oven.
One 6.5 pound standing rib roast. Served with Parmesan Mashed Red Potatoes, Buttered/Baconed Baby Limas, and fresh caesar salad.
The irony will be only 3-4 of us for dinner.
My.Life.Is.Pathetic.
Now mah brain is filled with dancing coffee mugs...
tlbb:
jermainia:
I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!!! I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!!! HOW CUTE ARE THESE BOOTS??!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (fist shake)
I just fell in LOVE!!!
Me: (helping a guy friend pick out luggage for his girlfriend) I think you should go with the smaller one. This one is too huge for a 3 day weekend."
The Friend: But if I get her the smaller bag there won't be room for me to take her shopping.
Me: Ditch her-Marry Me, Love Me, Take ME!
Happening Right Now:
Me cooking Low Country Grits, Garlic Toast, and Chocolate Chip Cookies.
ps. Low Country Grits= 3 cheese grits (made with chicken stock and heavy cream) with sauteed garlic/onion, butter, red/yellow/orange/green peppers, sausage, and spicy shrimp.
pps. Anybody hungry?
getyourliferight has magnificent breastesesss.
(via bowlingalleylawyer)
What?!? My breasts were out last night? I don’t know/remember what you’re talking about….
Truth. [[A Text Conversation]]
Lee: I'm as confused by football as I am by boobs/ vag.
Me: Same theory as boobs/ vag: get your hands on it, stick what you've got in the end, and you've only got four chances before you gotta give it to the other guy
he also told me we are meant to be together
andshesback:
and took of his baseball hat so i could really see his face and how handsome he was
Guurrrrllll….he tried to show me and have him feel his “six pack”. Ewwww!!!
thedmoshow:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Everyone is asleep and I don’t know where I am and I need a cab.
this is fantastic.
The theme of 12/20. It was that EPIC!
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He Called!!!!
I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall not sleep with him, I shall...
More uses for bacon fat →
camiwillknow:
The article is actually called 5 bizarre uses for leftover bacon fat, but, being from NC, I can’t bring myself to call the use of bacon anything other than awesome.
This from a girl who was taught that it was practically a mortal sin to throw out bacon grease instead of storing it in a container to keep in the fridge for when the time came to cook with it.
“I’d feel bad about it tomorrow, but I’d still hit that shit!”
– mco about Ronnie (Jersey Shore)
Umm....Sprint needs to get their life right!!!
They are trying to tell me I have 1000 overtime minutes and want me to pay $400. First-NO FUCKING WAY!!! I’m on the phone and they can’t even tell me a phone number or dates this shit supposedly happened. Also, KISS MY HIGH YELLOW ASS!!!
Hello? At&t/Iphone? You might become my new best friend!
Someone call 911!
Jermainia’s heart just stopped…also he may need a new pair of pretty panties…
“I think I wanna marry you”
– jermainia’s straight husband to jermainia
Who let me watch Marley and Me?
…cause now I’m bawling like a baby…
Pathetic is...
Sitting here watching Fly Away Home, crying about these stupid geese!
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According to ASK.com
“What is the proper way of dealing with a physical attraction to a friend? You have to be up front about things. Honesty is the key.”
Dear Mr. X,
I really want to throw you on the couch and fuck you senseless, but because we are just friends I can’t. So instead I will stifle and urges and ignore that dream/fantasy I had with you and the bondage rope. I hope this doesn’t...
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This whole "I don't have feelings for him...
/ I wanna jump his bones but I can’t because we are just friends” thing would probably be a lot easier if I spent less time hangin out with him.
21 Reasons Why Best Friends are Better than...
rawrxja:
1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re not fighting 2.You don’t have an anniversary—you just sort of “became” best friends. 3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your “partner” it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend your partner, it’s more like cops. 4.You never have to touch your best friend when it’s hot outside, but you...
kara:
nathanieljames:
Rush, Rush | Paula...
HO-HO-HOLIDAY MEETUP
ncmeetup:
Sunday, December 20, 9 p.m.
East End Martini Bar, 21+ (Upstairs in the Campus Tavern) 201 East Franklin St Chapel Hill, NC 27514 Hosted by Boggle, Outofstateplates, and Jermainia
RSVP HERE!!! E-mail us or nctumblrmeetup@gmail.com with questions. Hope to see you!!!
“Life is meant to be lived, not spent sitting in a chair deciding how your going...”
– unknown (via curvycouture)
Service with a smile
clientsfromhell:
Client: Oh no! You did what I asked you to do!
