January 2011
191 posts
But enough of Jermainia...
Let’s talk about you.
What do YOU think of Jermainia?
Did you know...the following photo was my very...
@jermainia- awww...shucks...right back at ya,...
Dear Jermainia,
You know I have nothing better to do than find pictures of you, right?
Puppies and kittens, horses and unicorns,
GYLR
Jermainiac-
One whose social life revolves around Jermainelandon’s drinking.
Hey...that was my 2000th post!!!
Just ten more and I will be uber-cool!
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
Can I just kiss tumblr at midnight?
loversinleaguewithsherlock:
December 2010
106 posts
This is post #1996....
Think I can make it to 2011?
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P.S.
I found my boyfriend watching Step Up 3. Yeah, I said it. I watching Step Up 3 and yes…I am ashamed…
EXCEPT I FOUND MY BABY DADDY, and you is JEALOUS!
He is pretty AND he dances....
My boyfriend is awesome!
…and I am slightly delusional…
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It's time to leave the house when...
You start crying during episodes of MTV’s True Life.
BUT in my defense, they are re-uniting families….pass a kleenex…sigh…pass me something more to eat…
Today's Food:
-raw chocolate chip cookie dough
- turkey and corned beef sandwich
-chocolate pop tarts
-vanilla ice cream
-chicken salad
-pepper jack cheese (melted on a plate)
-water (why drink calories when you can EAT them?!?)
ps- I would really, really, really, love a PIZZA right now….
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I'm not sure what's worse...
being stuck in the house with lots of food… (#teameat/gain 10 pounds during the snowstorm/ bored eating)
or
being stuck in the house with NO food… (#teamhungry/ skinny bitch/ hungry bitch)
HELP!!!!!
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,...
bored, bored, HATE BEING STUCK IN THE HOUSE, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, STUPID SNOW SUCKS, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, GOING TO LOSE MY MIND, bored, bored,...
As always more proof I am late to the game.
I’m supposed to be cleaning my room. Instead I am watching Chris Rock’s “Good Hair.” This is some bullshit y’all. BULLSHIT.
Seriously, why is it so revolutionary that I let my hair stay the way God made it? $1000+ for a weave. Kiss my ass, society. Kiss my ass….
Think your breasts look weird? Think again. →
blackenedbutterfly:
This is what non-edited breasts look like. There’s an extensive gallery of user-submitted pictures of what the normal range of breasts actually look like (as opposed to the images of perfect breasts we see in the media).
@tlbb...
So you survived your birthday…barely?
And... She's back.: update (as if you care) →
andshesback:
all 4 tiers have been dirty iced
they are now setting up in the fridge while i make batches 9-12 of icing (i have at least 4 more to go after that)
here’s the menu:
bottom tier: 16 inches, a moist chocolate cake with cookies & cream buttercream filling
tier 2: 12 inches, a vanilla bean cake…
If I can lick the bowls clean, I volunteer to take care of the...
"It sucks to know that you need to let go, but you...
TRUTH.
Dear Get Your Life Right,
You need to get your ass right and get out of the bed and work out. Summer will be here soon and your plan to walk around half-naked so as to catch a man only works if they don’t run away in the other direction screaming. Plus, you already ate two brownies and leftover Boston Market for breakfast. That means do two extra miles.
Puppies and Kittens- Horses and Unicorns,
Yourself
these go to 11.: life guidelines/rules for not... →
morninggloria:
1. Keep your nose out of the business of others. If they’re not hurting anyone, don’t try to force other people to change. Feel free to make fun of them, though.
2. Don’t be cruel.
3. Understand the difference between good natured fun and cruelty.
4. Hold those with more power than you…
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Weight Loss means...
none of your underwear fit.
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So I'm thinking...
When a guy on a dating site asks you what your secret guilty pleasures are one should probably not mention my Hello Kitty Snuggie…RIGHT?
Sigh…
hotblondecocktail:
So as I’ve been talking about here recently, my friend passed away on Sunday from multiple myeloma. In addition to that, my dad has leukemia. I know, it’s like a double whammy of terrible!
My friend Erin is running a marathon to raise money for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin’s lymphoma and myeloma) and it would mean just… a ton to me if...